Monday, April 21, 2014

Small update

So I have been pretty busy the past few days/weeks with school related matters and attending chains of reunion parties with my high school and old college buds(Since I shifted courses and failed a few subjects which got me held back by a year or two). Cheng on the other hand has been busy himself catching up with his old friends and work buddies since he got back from his training in SG.

Friday, April 4, 2014

TMI Questions answered part 2!

So here is part 2 of our TMI questions that we answered :) It felt a bit awkward answering these but it was worth the date night :) I miss going on skype with Cheng already.

51. Are you loud or quiet during sex
Simon: I like to breathe a lot during sex since it sort of still tickles everywhere.
Cheng: Well Simon likes to take deep breaths during sex I have no idea why and he randomly moans. When Simon does this thing it just makes me gush out air uncontrollably.

52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation?
Cheng:  Hahaha. I caught Simon a few times trying to shoot a load when I give him surprise visits. I still won't knock Si :)

53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story?
Simon: Hmmm I guess when my friend told me I was doing it the wrong way back in high school. Since I didnt know that we were suppose to cum. I thought masturbation was just touching my part.
Cheng: My mom came in my room with a present and caught me jacking off with a banana. She learned to knock before coming in my room.


54. Do you masturbate everyday?
Cheng: Haha hmm what do you think?
Simon: Maybe :)

55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
Cheng & Simon: Asian.

56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
Simon: Watching a sex scandal back in high school. I was a late bloomer and real innocent back then
Cheng: 6th grade my friends got me to watch lesbian porn. back then anything sexy just got me on

57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
Simon: hahaha hmm
Cheng: I like Simon porn :) <3

58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
Simon and Cheng: Ha?

59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
Cheng: I like younger maybe 5-10years younger.
Simon: Older like my sexy teachers in school haha

60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
Simon: I dont own one.
Cheng: Does a banana count?

61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?
Cheng & Simon: Hm thats crazy. nope


62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
Cheng: What? research ko yan someday
Simon: Hmm this probably made me feel more sensitive haha

63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it?
Cheng: Depends who asked :)
Simon: hahaha for Cheng only :)

64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them?
Simon & Cheng: what?!?

65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
Cheng: I like the sex we have now

66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
Cheng: hahahaha :) Simon makes me horny all the time. Especially when we used to plan our love making sessions. I get all excited
Simon: thats so not me.

67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
Cheng: I get caught a lot so I dont think its possible.
Simon: Well I want to do it in peace

68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
Cheng: 5th grade or was it 6th grade haha
Simon: Somewhere between 2nd year to 3rd year High school.

69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
Cheng: Nopes :) Simon knows what gets me off
Simon: Haha :)

70. Favorite type of oral?
Simon: I used to not like giving oral. But maybe I like giving after a nice shower
Cheng: There are types of oral? Hmm what about giving Si a surprise oral

71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried?
Cheng: the first time we tried 69 haha
Simon: awkward doggy style

72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?
Cheng: The S.S Tiantian haha :) Simon loves that position right? haha

73. During sex which would take up most of the time hands, oral, or ass?
Simon: Oral + hands :)


74. Do you ever get bruises or scratches from sex?
Cheng: Sometimes :) Usually in the places where the sun don't shine. P.S I hate teeth

75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
Cheng: Dominant
Simon: Submissive

76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
Cheng & Simon: haha :) maybe

77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?
Cheng & Simon: hmm what do you think?

78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
Cheng: Back then :) They are my friends
Simon: A few straight and maybe just two bended sexcounters

79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
Cheng: Hmm what kind of benefits are we talking about here?
Simon: Does Cheng count?

80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?
Cheng & Simon: pass. we both are guilty


81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
Cheng & Simon: yes. it has been talked about and dealt with

82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?
Cheng: My daddy want's a boy but Simon cant seem to get pregnant..

83. Birth control or condoms?
Simon and Cheng: Duh!..

84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
Simon and Cheng: Who doesnt?

85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
Cheng: What kind of question is this? haha pang high school lang hahahah
Simon: hmmm

86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
Simon: When my mom found a condom in my car. She gave me the talk about not getting anyone pregnant or I get disowned.. Little does she know that I am not getting anyone preggers.

87. Do you have any STDs?
Simon and Cheng: What? Us? No!

88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
Cheng and Simon: Hmm Who has not tried this?!

89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"?
Cheng: A handjob.
Simon: Never tried playing that game.

90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
Cheng: I swallow :)
Simon: I learned to swallow :)

91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
Cheng: Nopes :)
Simon: There are times when I dont wanna have sex

92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
Cheng & Simon: Virgins are hard to find these days :)

93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex?
Cheng: Haha
Simon: hmm :)

94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?
Cheng: I loved it :) It was full of adventure
Simon: It was a painful experience :)


95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
Cheng: God sakes no!
Simon: Haha nopes.

96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
Cheng & Simon: What? Kailangan ba e report?

97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
Cheng: I can tell by the amount Simon can produce :)

98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
Cheng: Who cannot have sex?
Simon: Sometimes..

99. Do you like masturbation?
Cheng: If someone does it for me then I like :)
Simon: Hmmm

100. If a friend would ask you to show your dick would you do it?
Cheng: Why not? haha
Simon: Hmm depends who. But who would ask that? haha crazy much

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

We are back :) TMI Q's Part 1

I finally get to write on this blog again after weeks of trying to pull my grades back up (hope it was worth it.).. In two weeks or less I will find out if I passed all of my subjects or not.

To bring back life to this blog I would like to share this TMI questionnaire I answered a few months back on my facebook page to here on this blog ;)

This will be split into two parts since its too long to read :)
So we answered this survey again but this time, together over skype on our date night a few nights ago.

1. Are you a virgin?  Simon: I tried both so...  NO :)
Cheng: Who isn't these days?

2. Does anyone besides you know your penis size?
Simon: Hmm my doctor and Cheng?
Cheng: I like waving it around when Im feeling hot. Most of my friends have probably seen it.

3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
Simon & Cheng: Yes and he is doing fine with his boyfriend

4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
Cheng: We are naughty mad rabbits so we plan to fuck our way till marriage.

5. Do you swear under celibacy?
Cheng: What is Celibacy?! haha

6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?
Simon: Consciously awkward drunk sex back in my first year of college 
Cheng: Back when I was still sexually exploring the female & male anatomy in third year high school.

7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
Simon: If drinking sessions turned "late night sex" with Cheng counts then yes
Cheng: I usually find my victims and do the crime. I dont remember getting tricked

8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
Simon & Cheng: Yes! haha To our cousins, siblings, friends, & each other

9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
Simon: I have seen my horny friends jacking but sex with permission? Doubt so
Cheng: Yes and Yes :)


10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Simon: Hmmm for me the weirdest place would be Cheng's parents room
Cheng: My parent's room. The thrill of getting caught & the hassle of hiding evidence.

11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
Simon: Car Sex would be better even if it would be quite tight to move in.
Cheng: I want some thrill. Maybe an outdoor park would be great to try someday

12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
Simon: I learned late from my friends back in 2nd year or was it 3rd year high school.
Cheng: My cousins taught me somewhere around the 6th grade and I got hooked since then

13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"?
Simon & Cheng: Duh..

14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month
Simon & Cheng: Obviously yea!

15. When was the last time you have had an erection?
Cheng: Am I that old to not get hard anymore?

16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
Simon: Lots of times
Cheng: I dont hide my feelings :)

17. What is your method of masturbation?
Simon: Just the regular way like how everyone does it.
Cheng: hmm?


18. What is your penis size?
Simon: pass haha
Cheng: Enough to satisfy your needs :)

19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
Cheng: Again I like waving it around when im feeling hot.
Simon: modest here so maybe a few that I am not aware of has seen it.

20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your anus?
Cheng: A condom wrapped penis. (I like it bare)
Simon: A penis.


21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
Cheng: I like pushing him around and making stroking him real fast
Simon: Slow intimate sex.

22. When was the last time you masturbated?
Cheng & Simon : haha. You be the judge :)

23. When was the last time you had sex?
Cheng and Simon: Somewhere in Feb ;)

24. When was the last time you watched porn?
Cheng & Simon: not a big fan of porno.

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
Simon: Does a willy band count?
Cheng: Got myself a fleshjack :) My my my I love shopping in SG

26. Circumcised?
Simon: Hmmm am I?
Cheng: Im not.

27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
Simon: I love it when Cheng plays with my hair.
Cheng: I love nice thigh massages.

28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
Simon: The head
Cheng: The tip

29. Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
Simon and Cheng: Is that even possible? hahaha

30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
Simon: Boxers
Cheng: Briefs

31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
Simon: Haha ;)
Cheng: Maybe ;)

32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
Simon & Cheng: NO!

33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
Simon and Cheng: nope.

34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
Simon and Cheng: What the fck is a tumblr? Nope.

35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
Simon: Long time ago.
Cheng: somewhere in college.

36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
Simon and Cheng: ha?

37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
Simon: Well If I could go back in time probably any of my buddies in high school haha.
Cheng: My gym buddies haha. Simon knows I go gaga for them at times. He does too!

38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
Simon: Id fuck Captain America & Four from Divergent
Cheng: I already fucked a couple of local celebrities. Jessica Alba won't be bad too :)

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
Simon & Cheng: Who has not tried this?

40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
Simon and Cheng: .... haha

41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
Simon and Cheng: Well all we really have is the 69

42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
Simon and Cheng: what? haha no

43. Are you into any BDSM?
Simon: No..
Cheng: I like it rough haha


44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
Simon and Cheng: Lots of times.

45. Turn on's?
Simon: Nice smell, soft skin, lean body, less body hair, nice voice and someone who can give a nice massage.
Cheng: Soft skin, some body hair here and there, smart, soft spoken, and someone always happy

46. Turn off's?
Simon: Guys who like screaming, dirty underwear, bad breath, dirty nails and anything with scabs or blood.
Cheng: I am not picky but I don't like it when people have sex on an empty stomache

47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
Simon and Cheng: Don't we all have these?


48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
S & C: Yes yes yes yes yes ;) haha

49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
Simon: The morning stench of Cheng
Cheng: Simon's drool on my shoulder when he sleeps next to me

50. Do you like dirty talk?
Simon: Used to get freaked out by it but now when Cheng does it to me it sort of gets me on.
Cheng: I like i like haha :)


Part Two coming in two days haha