Wednesday, April 2, 2014

We are back :) TMI Q's Part 1

I finally get to write on this blog again after weeks of trying to pull my grades back up (hope it was worth it.).. In two weeks or less I will find out if I passed all of my subjects or not.

To bring back life to this blog I would like to share this TMI questionnaire I answered a few months back on my facebook page to here on this blog ;)

This will be split into two parts since its too long to read :)
So we answered this survey again but this time, together over skype on our date night a few nights ago.

1. Are you a virgin?  Simon: I tried both so...  NO :)
Cheng: Who isn't these days?

2. Does anyone besides you know your penis size?
Simon: Hmm my doctor and Cheng?
Cheng: I like waving it around when Im feeling hot. Most of my friends have probably seen it.

3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
Simon & Cheng: Yes and he is doing fine with his boyfriend

4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
Cheng: We are naughty mad rabbits so we plan to fuck our way till marriage.

5. Do you swear under celibacy?
Cheng: What is Celibacy?! haha

6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?
Simon: Consciously awkward drunk sex back in my first year of college 
Cheng: Back when I was still sexually exploring the female & male anatomy in third year high school.

7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
Simon: If drinking sessions turned "late night sex" with Cheng counts then yes
Cheng: I usually find my victims and do the crime. I dont remember getting tricked

8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
Simon & Cheng: Yes! haha To our cousins, siblings, friends, & each other

9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
Simon: I have seen my horny friends jacking but sex with permission? Doubt so
Cheng: Yes and Yes :)


10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Simon: Hmmm for me the weirdest place would be Cheng's parents room
Cheng: My parent's room. The thrill of getting caught & the hassle of hiding evidence.

11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
Simon: Car Sex would be better even if it would be quite tight to move in.
Cheng: I want some thrill. Maybe an outdoor park would be great to try someday

12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
Simon: I learned late from my friends back in 2nd year or was it 3rd year high school.
Cheng: My cousins taught me somewhere around the 6th grade and I got hooked since then

13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"?
Simon & Cheng: Duh..

14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month
Simon & Cheng: Obviously yea!

15. When was the last time you have had an erection?
Cheng: Am I that old to not get hard anymore?

16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
Simon: Lots of times
Cheng: I dont hide my feelings :)

17. What is your method of masturbation?
Simon: Just the regular way like how everyone does it.
Cheng: hmm?


18. What is your penis size?
Simon: pass haha
Cheng: Enough to satisfy your needs :)

19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
Cheng: Again I like waving it around when im feeling hot.
Simon: modest here so maybe a few that I am not aware of has seen it.

20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your anus?
Cheng: A condom wrapped penis. (I like it bare)
Simon: A penis.


21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
Cheng: I like pushing him around and making stroking him real fast
Simon: Slow intimate sex.

22. When was the last time you masturbated?
Cheng & Simon : haha. You be the judge :)

23. When was the last time you had sex?
Cheng and Simon: Somewhere in Feb ;)

24. When was the last time you watched porn?
Cheng & Simon: not a big fan of porno.

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
Simon: Does a willy band count?
Cheng: Got myself a fleshjack :) My my my I love shopping in SG

26. Circumcised?
Simon: Hmmm am I?
Cheng: Im not.

27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
Simon: I love it when Cheng plays with my hair.
Cheng: I love nice thigh massages.

28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
Simon: The head
Cheng: The tip

29. Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
Simon and Cheng: Is that even possible? hahaha

30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
Simon: Boxers
Cheng: Briefs

31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
Simon: Haha ;)
Cheng: Maybe ;)

32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
Simon & Cheng: NO!

33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
Simon and Cheng: nope.

34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
Simon and Cheng: What the fck is a tumblr? Nope.

35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
Simon: Long time ago.
Cheng: somewhere in college.

36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
Simon and Cheng: ha?

37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
Simon: Well If I could go back in time probably any of my buddies in high school haha.
Cheng: My gym buddies haha. Simon knows I go gaga for them at times. He does too!

38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
Simon: Id fuck Captain America & Four from Divergent
Cheng: I already fucked a couple of local celebrities. Jessica Alba won't be bad too :)

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
Simon & Cheng: Who has not tried this?

40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
Simon and Cheng: .... haha

41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
Simon and Cheng: Well all we really have is the 69

42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
Simon and Cheng: what? haha no

43. Are you into any BDSM?
Simon: No..
Cheng: I like it rough haha


44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
Simon and Cheng: Lots of times.

45. Turn on's?
Simon: Nice smell, soft skin, lean body, less body hair, nice voice and someone who can give a nice massage.
Cheng: Soft skin, some body hair here and there, smart, soft spoken, and someone always happy

46. Turn off's?
Simon: Guys who like screaming, dirty underwear, bad breath, dirty nails and anything with scabs or blood.
Cheng: I am not picky but I don't like it when people have sex on an empty stomache

47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
Simon and Cheng: Don't we all have these?


48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
S & C: Yes yes yes yes yes ;) haha

49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
Simon: The morning stench of Cheng
Cheng: Simon's drool on my shoulder when he sleeps next to me

50. Do you like dirty talk?
Simon: Used to get freaked out by it but now when Cheng does it to me it sort of gets me on.
Cheng: I like i like haha :)


Part Two coming in two days haha

20 comments:

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    1. I will probably dig deeper into one of them soon :)

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  2. dig deeper. I want more details details details!

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  3. "Cheng: I already fucked a couple of local celebrities. Jessica Alba won't be bad too :)"

    really???? blind items please! hahah

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    1. This is for Cheng to answer :) Don't be deceived not all local celebrities are outside the closet too ;) When I mean local I mean super local like within our region

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    2. aaaaah. so sino nga cheng? hahaha

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  4. Great to know that your back :))

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  5. TMI about sex lives, hmmm, will be quiet. Silent reader here, no comments! Lol!

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    1. Haha :) Better keep silence than unleashing the kracken

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  6. ooooooh nice questionnaire. Funny answers. Haha. I wanna do this in my blog too. :)

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    1. You should there is a bunch of them on facebook :) haha So I should expect seeing something like this on your blog soon :)

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  7. this is so cute!!! ahahahaha..

    i missed both of you!

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  8. astig naman ng mga questions... nakakatuwa basahin ang mga sagot hehehe.....

    parang ang hirap sagutin hahaha

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    1. At first it may seem easy pero after a while it gets sort of hard to not give out too much info :)

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  9. Number si tsap kaw!

    Ang haraught! loveeeeeet!

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